...based on addictive properties and high demand, wouldn't it be refreshing to have public concern for production and distribution of product from hidden Morel labs? Sounds like the buzz is hard to beat. These stories parallel meth' issues on the idyllic side:
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My parents gave me a plastic bag full of them to take to school to give to my best friend
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I'm addicted ta them tasty morsels and have 2-3 weeks ta wait
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I am a morel hunting junkie!
...and my personal favorite, directly from my Homey Theo
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF!