Quote:
Originally posted by Theo Gallus:
Ice Fishin' Rocks
(to the tune of "Surfin' U.S.A.")

If we all had hard water
On our perch ponds, dude
Then we'd all go ice fishin'
The way that Cecil do.
We'd be in Thinsulate undies
And our electric socks
Out drillin' holes in the water
'Cause ice fishin' rocks!

If it got down to sub-zero
That'd be real nice.
We put our shanties on float tubes.
We can't wait for ice!
We'd stay out anglin' all Winter;
This year it's such a tease.
Yeah, we'd all be ice fishin'
If it would only freeze.

We'd ice fish in Indiana
And Minnesota, guys,
Grand Prairie, Alberta,
And Ulster Park, N.Y.
We'd go out on frozen water
And sit there in a box.
Yeah, we'd all go ice fishin'
'Cause ice fishin' rocks!
Theo I think you have too much time on your hands! \:D But darn that was funny! \:D You da man Theo my hero! ;\)

If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.