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Originally posted by Nick Smith:
I have invented a snake trap.
Yea, it's a trap alright. Be careful there Nick, you may get what you wish for! That trap may actually work!

Just what do you propose to do with Mr. No-Soulders when you catch him? If you're a "humanitarian" and plan to re-locate them, may as well just kill them. That's because snakes often do not survive relocation. Snakes live in a world dominated by smell, and are literally lost when relocated. They get confused, stressed, and fall prey to cars, predators, and starvation.

If you plan to execute them, well, what do you propose to do with a bunch of stinking, rotting snake corpses?*** Sounds like way too much work for me! I rather just flop the boat over on a couple of saw horses and let the snakes go somewhere else for shade.(the grass will appreciate it too!.

***For some reason, dead shakes stink worse than dead fish, dead horses, and dead dogs combined.

Welp, gotta run. Dinner's nearly ready! :p