My house, about 30min north of the property, got ~3" rain yesterday, the property? 1/2 inch
Easy solution. Just start construction on a small lake house. Get the project mostly framed in, but make sure you run into budget problems before installing the roof.
I guarantee copious amounts of rain will fall on your property shortly thereafter. ***
*** Please make sure you finish the roof before the fall, otherwise you are likely to draw a hurricane into the area!
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