I guess it is out of the question to notify both the county assessor's office and the game warden that you have been having significant grizzly bear problems on your property - and you are therefore distributing a large number of Sawtooth #8 traps around your entire acreage?
That would be OK except neither one of these lazy individuals ever got 10 ft from their vehicle, they drove around the trails in their vehicles. most of that is my fault, I've got to get a gate or locked chain or cable across the driveway, I haven't had very many trespassers and most of those were lost or something, I have cameras everywhere and running their license plates I can usually get their number reasonable quick and question their intent when trespassing. a phone call usually lets them realize pretty quick that the place is being watched.
All the really good ideas I've ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
