So let me get this straight,

There are actually TWO sides of the story to these tales of derring-do?

I might be worried if I were you Sunil, a fiery goat with spidey senses and swiftwater rescue skills does not sound like someone you want as an implacable foe.

As regards the buffet, I am a big eater, but I am pretty sure I cannot defeat a goat at the buffet! sick