2D images don't do justice to 3D objects. Plump is an understatement when describing this fish. Obese is closer to it.

I've got all of the stuff I need to do proper weights and measures. I just need to get it set up and organized in a way that makes it handy to use at the pond.

I really want to put a few of these toads in the skillet, but for now I'm having so much fun sizing them up I can't bring myself to kill any of them.

My pond has turned into a giant aquarium full of pet fish. lol