I came across this thread late, but I have to say that one of the funniest anecdotes I've ever read on this site was Ryan's story about a barn, a girlfriend, an AK-47, and a raccoon. Wish I could find the thread, it was one started by Bruce, about nearly being brained by a rock he was carrying in the back of his gator.

Last edited by Yolk Sac; 03/17/17 02:28 PM. Reason: I'd love to hear that story again, from the protagonists mouth, after a little proper lubrication.