Tony, those aren't chickens...they are Federal bipedal drones monitoring your activity on the Pond Boss forum. Doesn't mean you can't grease them, but I'd advise against eating them. As a mechanic you could use them for parts, instead, I guess?

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau

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