Yo T - happy birthday me amigo. I've taken the liberty of lining up your day for you:
Quit work early
Find a mess of morels
Harvest several plump YP
Fire it up just in time for a family of Sasquatch to join you
Mother ship arrives, takes you for a cosmic journey and resolves your burning existential issues
Lay in bed, healthy burp, giggle like a schoolgirl
FIN