Two things --

1. I think that a Minnesota Pond Boss friend, and a few others, should pitch in and get Sunil some electroshock and other therapy treatment so he will to accept cats as friends. There are plenty of homeless cats in shelters in his area that need homes. They could quickly take care of his chipmunk issues.

2. If Dwight our Minnesota friend is unsuccessful, maybe we can find somebody, probably from a place like Nebraska, who loves to cook, and who knows a little bit about explosives. Those types usually also love to plan cookouts. Maybe we could have such a cookout at Sunil's place. It could be a real blast. I've never had it, but I can only imagine how good pre-shredded chipmunk shish kabob could be.

I wouldn't even think about doing this without Rex being involved. If the brainwashing and fireworks don't work, we could disguise the chipmunks as pieces of PVC pipe.

We might all get arrested, but ...

Originally Posted By: Arlo Guthrie
And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints.

And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are, just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out.
And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

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