John, I'm late for work now, but think:

FireIsHot/Al
Missouri Boat Ride
Deliverance
Extreme Reticence to Ride on a Boat
Unadmitted Fear of Water (?????, I know, I know)
Pontoon Boat with some fixed chairs and some loose lawn chairs
Pontoon Boat Weight Limits
Zumba as it may apply to individual weights.....

Oh, and maybe potential electrical shock with fear of dropping one's cell phone into the water.

I'll have to fill in the details later.

Al could always come clean

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."