Very aptly put, Sparkie, but I fear that those of us unlucky enough not to attend aren't getting the whole story here. Although it does not strain the bounds of credulity to imagine "semioperatic" sounds eminating from a horizontal, fetally positioned Sunil during such an operation, I can't see Al being similarly moved, especially given his background in the anticombustion field. However, if you chose to insist that "What happens in Nebraska, stays in Nebraska", then so be it.