Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was gathering his gear for an upcoming fishing trip with the boys. His wife was standing there watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit fishing with your friends. Maybe you should sell your lures, fishing poles, and boat so you can spend more time around the house. Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" ”I wasn't."
