No One May Cross Minnesota State Lines with a Duck On Top Of Their Head


So this man walks into a psycharsrist (don't need one so I can't spell it) with a Duck on his head.

The receptionist said, "Sir I see that you have a problem so I will see if the doctor can see you" Moments later he is put in an examining room and the nurse comes in: "Oops I can see there is quite a problem here, I will send the doctor right in".

The doctor walks in the room and says, "What seems to be the problem here". The DUCK said, "Doc, what can you do about getting this man off of my Azz".



"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far." � Neil Simon,