I don't like to fight! My Wife does.
However I have found a couple of statements that can escalate a disagreement into a full scale blowout.
1. feeling a little hormonal today?
2. Honey, I respect your feelings but really believe you could use some professional help.
I think we should expand this list to help the younger guys who are newlyweds or thinking of marriage.
3. That's womens work.
4. I decided to spend the money on a UTV.