Trust me Jeff, we would not only believe you, but most will shudder at contemplating what some of your "first thoughts" may have been...
Occasionally I have to defer to an independent third party review (Ricki). Fortunately she has a higher degree of common sense and decorum than do I. The end result is that many things that I think are hysterical never make it to the forums, which is probably a good thing.
JHAP.. You have know i idea how much stuff I also type in the reply box then reread and decide I better not publish that.. (my problem is bluntness)
Mine is an overactive imagination and quirky sense of humor. I rarely rant about anything but must admit that I have on many occasions felt the desire to rant.