Went to my first homeowners association meeting for where we're building our new house next to a pond. The association owns the pond. During the meeting I learned that the same lawn service guy had put his mower into the pond three times. I have two questions.
1) how many times does the average person need to drown a mower before learning the slope is too steep?
2) should I give the lawn guy the nickname "Structure?" The fish like him and his mower.