Rex,
When we gathered, I brought three large pieces of pastrami, plus the jellied pigs knuckles. I figured that I'd have 90% of the pigs knuckle for breakfast. I figured there would be a pound of pastrami for you and for Sunil. I figured Todd would get the
Turdy Point Buck when he visited Lynda and me to thin our herd. (By the way, those crazies singing the song are my Wisconsin/UP cousins.) Todd will get more pastrami as partial payment for Esquire services -- so you are the only one left out.
I'll make sure you get some pastrami, or something even better, when we all meet at the convention.
Ken
P.S. If you guys think I'm crazy, it was the folks like those singing Turdy Point Buck who warped me. Unless you are related to them, and you've wintered over in the UP or on the shores of Lake Superior for at least 20 seasons, it might be difficult to understand that people with accents and brains like this really exist in North America.
