I'm sure you will be the CROWN jewel of the offense while FILLING in for more experienced QBs. When PROBING the defense be sure to EXTRACT yourself from situations where you may be NUMBED from injury. Try not to get too GASSED running from LBs. I'd give my EYE TEETH to see you play like and an inDENTUREd slave.

In Dog Beers, I've had one.