To Aaron,

Hey, listen up buddy! I just got done working FIVE grueling hours. Don't give me a hard time!

To anyone who doesn't know Aaron, here's a sample of what his entire life is like.

Caller: Hello, My name is Mr. such-n-such. I heard you work on ponds.

Aaron: Yes I do. How can I help you?

Caller: I have a farm pond in the middle of my corn field and I have too much moss. Can you get rid of the moss and make it clear like the lake I saw in Colorado last year?

Aaron:...uh...well...

Caller: And by the way, I only have twenty dollars to spend.

Aaron: I don't think that....

Caller: And the pond is only two feet deep.

Aaron: Cht-cht-cht-chchch-cht. (That's Aaron chattering like a raccoon).


Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.