Oh my, where to begin?

First off, see what you've done Lamar?!? Oh sure you post some constructive criticism and the thread ends up with me morphing into Uncle Fester.

The sad thing is that it probably didn't take much touch up work to make me look bald. Each year my hair gets more and more rare. I'm going to try to have my hair declared an endangered species and then apply for federal funding.

A couple of years ago I threatened to shave my head. It made perfect sense to me. Why spend 15 bucks on a hair cut when I only have 47 hairs to coiffure? Shave it, buff it and be done with it. (Now that sounds naughtier than I intended). So I told Ricki, I'm thinking of shaving my head. She was not amused. So I forge on follicly challenged. Oh sure I could spend a fortune on Rogain or Mircle Grow or some other such nonsense but I've just decided to let nature take it's course.

Besides at least I'm not afraid of sock puppets.

Notice the subtle attempt to change the subject?


JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)