Wow, this is like staring down my favorite run with a 12" of fresh powder...first crack.
This is not meant to offend you Rainman - just to get the ball rolling and leave room for lots of other bids:
BID: $25
My wife lovingly refers to me as her "little burnt-up dude with a crooked nose" and you think placing a low ball bid will offend me?????? No way! I'll only triple your price when you want some!
