My newest favorite is Pond Fuzz.
Heybud how about Cop R. Nose.
I just don't have much of an imagination with names. I searched on a site and found Gil T. Azel (guilty as hell) but that's about it.
My vote is for Pond Fuzz, unless of course someone comes up with something better, then I will invoke the hanging chad clause of the Pond Boss membership regulations and cast another vote.