Originally Posted By: Theo Gallus
Time to fess up - who bumper skied when they were a teenager?


Did it last month. My wife kept driving after I pushed the truck out of the ditch. It was either hold on and slide on the ice or do a face plant. Of course my wife, being the kind loving woman she is immediately stomped on the brake as soon as she hit dry pavement. Did you know that "Nissan" stamped on your forehead looks pretty much the same in the mirror?


Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain