Originally Posted By: Brettski
use the word "like" often
for example: I saw this pile of sticks on my dam and I was like "whassup with this?" When I saw the size of the beaver, I was like all a twitter.


That's a good start but it needs more meat to it.

I saw this pile of sticks on my dam and I was like "whassup with this?" Chris goes "I think that is a beaver". I was like "SHUT-UP." Chris was like, "DUDE I'm serious, it's a totally heinious beaver." I was like, "OH SNAP." Chris was like, "Totally." When I saw the size of the beaver, I was like all a twitter.

Oh and you should do something with the skin, make a hat or a coat, a vest, a tie, a pair of slippers, something.

JHAP
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