Wow, I hadn't thought of that angle. Dave, next time you are hanging out with Eric or Ted why don't you mention Whinoceros World to them.
Excellent idea, JHAP. Anyone who's ever listened to Ted's
Double Live Gonzo album knows that his Gibson Birdland guitar is guaranteed to drop a charging Whino at 50 paces!
Anyone have any leads on where I can get a Rhino? Seems like they are harder to get than Winos.
Next time I am in town, I will ask around at the Porturalian Consulate. You could just skip the hybridization process, since Whinoceri are native to Porturalia.