Well I can see you're back to your psychological warfare tactics. Measuring the poor defenseless fish on a chopping board. Next thing you know you're gonna place markings on a machete and use that for measuring or use a blender to determine mass or something.
The horror never stops at the Condello Institute for the Creation of Ludicrously Proportioned Blue Gills.
Hmmmmm. Blender....
I like that.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.