As far as the snapping turtle, I assume you are wearing a steel-mesh jock-strap?
If you don't have one FMB, I can loan you mine. Just don't ask why I have one.
I know, Sunil, I know. I'm a freak.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)