OK, George. You're startin' to bug me now! Your fish are starting to enter my realm!
I order you to cease and desist your efforts to grow huge bluegill. I am placing a 7.5 inch limit on any future bluegill that your pond produces.
Your pond will be intesely monitored for any infractions. If you are found to be in violation you will be forced to allow me to fish the pond--unsupervised for two days--to remove any other massive specimens.
Sincerely,
Dr. Bruce Condello Licensed aquaculturist
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
