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(*)Researchers have found a huge health risk in sleeping. More people die in their sleep  than from any other cause. The global community must mobilize to defeat the sleep death (SD) epidemic. The United Nations will manage the mobilization with the USA funding 92% of the mobilization. The US congress will establish a non-binding bipartisan panel to conduct numerous on-going hearings and investigations about non-issues to keep the politicians in the news. The whole world will need free sleep death insurance (FSDI). Several large multiple band Rock Concerts staged all over the world and speeches by Sean Penn, Barbara Streisand, Brad Pit and other Hollywood experts will be required to contain this most terrible threat to our existence. If Al Gore has enough carbon credits he can attend and speak too. Multiple tax increases will be required in every country in the world that can afford it (meaning the USA) to fund the saving of the human race from the dread SD epidemic. * This report has been certified by an influential attorney would commented, “Fish don't sleep so why should people -- ?”.
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Old Irish saying: If I knew the place of my death, I would never go there.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep now as I spent my last penny on Death by Robot insurance.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Watch out Dwight, I made a political remark about Al Gore some time ago and it got zapped.
Gotta get back to fishin!
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 Why would anyone pick on Al ?  I see this as comedy not political.
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Whew! I thought Dwight had info on a South Dakota (SD) threat. Thank goodness it's only world news.
Subscribe to Pond Boss MagazineFrom Bob Lusk: Dr. Dave Willis passed away January 13, 2014. He continues to be a key part of our Pond Boss family...and always will be.
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Keep your eyes open, Dr. Dave. South Dakota may make it into the world one of these days.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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bz - You gotta read the fine print.  * This report has been certified by an influential attorney who commented, “Fish don't sleep so why should people -- ?”.
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Sunil - You said, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep now as I spent my last penny on Death by Robot insurance. All you have to do is deliver two live mating pairs (over 5 lbs each fish) of SMB to Bremer Pond. These will be your SD offsets, thus allowing you to sleep again.
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Dwight, I have that same picture of a SMB (in your signature) pinned up in my office. I also took a picture of it on my cell phone, so it's always with me.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
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Sunil - What about the SD offsets?
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Ahhh...let me work on that.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Sunil - Are ya still workin on that?
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Watch out Dwight, I made a political remark about Al Gore some time ago and it got zapped. Yikes, I feared complete banishment! I am still here just beneath the surface, lurking...
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