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Brettski, I'll murdalize ya.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Ya see this dead fish here? I didn't aerates propahleeze, so's I'm gonna talk ta Sue Cruz for some ejahmahcation
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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- Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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I caught this one in the cast net your friend has on her hair!
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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"Caught this one on Cecil's pellet fly."
20 acres of trees & 3/4 acre pond.
"Home of the future Texas state HSB record for Private ponds"
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Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! Add about 50 adult (12in) male LMB. Males because they will stay in the size range to eat 2-5in lepomis for a longer time period and there will be no LMB reproduction to make the pond swing to the other extreme (LMB crowded). Woo-woo-woo-woo! An easier way would be to combine that with trapping and seining some knuckleheads out. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! First you need to decide if you want LMB reproduction in the management plan. Rrrowf! Rrrowf! You could add some HSB but they may not do so well if you have a shallow hot water situation. Ngah-ngah-ngah!
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Dont listen to him, sweetie, he's a catfish guy...whiskers and all. Come to my place and we'll calculate stocking numbers for Georgia Giants and fatheads(no, not the one on the end) over a rum and coke.
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I have always like the Stooges. They didn't need canned laughter to make sure I knew that they were funny.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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We like you too, DD! -Eric, Theo, & Bruce
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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If I remember correctly this was an actual exchange made during that episode.
Woman: "Why did you become a fisherman?"
Moe: "Oh, just for the Halibut"
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Originally posted by DJT: Woman: "Why did you become a fisherman?"
Moe: "Oh, just for the Halibut" Mow whacks Curly on the head. Curl rubs it and says "Now I have a haddock".
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If they keep hitting each other someone might call the carps.
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The fish in that episode were in seine.
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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As a comedian I would surely flounder.
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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GeeDub's on a roll. Somebody add butter.
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Now you're just baiting me.
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Cody, Help! Get us back on topic. Oh...nevermind; Brettski started it.
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ROFLOL
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JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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BG sex?
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