Thanks for all of the kind wishes everyone!
Already having a fun day.
Went into the Red Cross with my brother to do our blood donations. The screening lady exclaimed that today was my birthday. I told her that I was very happy to be at her nice spa today, and was very much looking forward to my scheduled "hot stone" massage.
Her face fell a little, and then she got the joke. After she chuckled, she said that I made her day!
After that, I had a massive BBQ and bacon cheeseburger with my brother - you know, just to get my red blood cell count back up.
(Now that I have reached my bad "dad joke" quota for the day, I will try to be serious at work and on the forum!