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Originally Posted By: esshup
Bruce, please let me know what bathroom you are in so I know never to use it again!


Reminds me of a story from the Lake Erie trip. Anybody care to comment?

Cheers! Next round of Suprep taken right NOW!

What could possibly be left in me?


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T minus 4 hours.


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Seven minutes after taking the Suprep my stomach made a long groaning noise. Evidently the Suprep is making a rapid travel through the system. It's like one of those nighttime trains that you can hear echoing through the hills. I'm trying to stay close to my target area. I'm supposed to drink 32 ounces of water in the next 60 minutes. How?


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Aaahhha ha ha ha this was great to wake up to today. I dropped into this thread going to say that its great to see guys not ashamed to get what is needed for their health for the sake of their family.

I am still laughing. ooohhh let me catch my breath... now my nose is running.


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LOL! Reminds me of those sugar-free gummy bear reviews. I had mine at 42 years and they found some baddies. If I had waited until 50 years old, I would be dead. Just got lucky as I was searching for source of abdominal pain which turned out to be pinched nerve.

Thanks for the laugh which woke everyone up!

Just for fun have some cheese curds and spinach before you go in. That will make the doc happy!

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So this is what I've got to look forward to in another year. Fantastic.

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"One minute to the Cecum" as most GI Docs like to say....


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

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T minus 1 hour. Wife driving me to clinic. Hoping for good results. I weighed in at 6 pounds less than Wednesday night.


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It will be easier than going to the dentist!


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Would you recommend this as a proven dieting technique lol..


I believe in catch and release. I catch then release to the grease..

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OH man yeah when I had 8 inches of my colon removed last year. I had to take something called "Go Litely" Ha, ha it was anything but that! Man that stuff will clean you out and then some!! In a hurry too!

Good Luck Bruce! Hope all goes well buddy!

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BTW, I now have about 60% of my colon.


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Pass the air without fear of buttal reprisal after the the looksee.


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Cecil's family wasn't too happy with him :-(


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Good luck buddy and hang on for the ride.
















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Done and very groggy


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One polyp removed to be analyzed.


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Originally Posted By: ewest
Good luck buddy and hang on for the ride.


Thank you! smile


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Glad it's over!


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We're glad you made it, Bruce, and that this didn't happen to you-

http://io9.com/5945897/sometimes-people-explode-during-colonoscopies-heres-how-that-happens

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Here's hoping for a clean bill of health.

At least nobody can say you're full of $*&@ now, at least for a day or 3! grin


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I am immensely sleepy and hungry right now. I started out by having a roast beef sandwich and followed up with a bowl of cereal. As much as I'd like to eat more I need to go to sleep. I can only recall about 30 seconds of the procedure. I remember seeing a little bit of it on video. It was entirely painless and I feel really good right now.


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Originally Posted By: Yolk Sac
We're glad you made it, Bruce, and that this didn't happen to you-

http://io9.com/5945897/sometimes-people-explode-during-colonoscopies-heres-how-that-happens


I've got nothing. Speechless.


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Originally Posted By: Yolk Sac
We're glad you made it, Bruce, and that this didn't happen to you-

http://io9.com/5945897/sometimes-people-explode-during-colonoscopies-heres-how-that-happens


After reading Yolk's link, Bruce's last pic could have been a selfie! Glad to hear there was only one polyp, Bruce!

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