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Yarggghggghhh! I be huntin' me fave-rit quarry yisterday and what does me see in me scope? Barrrs! 
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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AaRrrrrGggggHhhhh Black Jack lookin ferr groundpigs was ye when ye ran up on da Barrs. Me thinks they be looking back at ya an sees lunch.
Bloody William Kidd
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Da Barr on da leff be a scoundrel n a mutineer. Yarrrgggghhhhhh.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Aarrrrrrrghh! Ahoy, Mateys!
I be jumpin' the gun to wish all yee hearty lubbers an' grog-suckin' plank walkin' trash talkin' Pond Meisters a scurvy-free International Talk Like a Pirate Day! 'Specially to me Kidd brothers, Bloody William an' Black Jack, an' e'en ol' Guvnor Davidson. May yer cutlasses be 'err sharp an' shiny an' the Sun always come up on the right side o' yer yardarm!
An' now Bloody Sam Kidd be off to his 'ammock fer sum early shuteye.
Aarrrrrrghhh!
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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Ahoooy ye small water pirates . Bloody William Kidd rasin the flag on the big day. Got well from dat broke leg from fallin off the stool when ole Iron Roger Read was tellin about leaddy header.
Cutlass is sharp and eyeglass is scanin the horizon for cold water Black Jack doin pond surveys on his skiff or them sneeky low life mist creatures. They be a goin to Davy Jones locker ifin I catch umm round my waters. Be an eye a-pealed for Mad Sam to see what his pirates who play games with other swashbucklers are a doin. Ole Guvner been land locked with no water for floatin his boat so its been easy sailin down in them southern seas.
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Garrrrrrrr!!! 
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Ahoy there mateys, me be feelin' low 'n prone to the scurvy & gout. It be seemin' that me mateys who wear black & gold tights will be a sailin' home to da three rivers wit no booty to show. It be a sad night for plunderin' in landlubbin Jacksonville.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Arrrrgh!!! Shutout by a mess o' kittycats. Yer Pittsburgh Mateys coulden gain enuff yarrrrrrrrdage!
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Originally posted by Theo Gallus:
Yer Pittsburgh Mateys coulden gain enuff yarrrrrrrrdage! [/QB] Good One! "Bloody Tom Vane"
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Arrrrgh!
Bloody Tom, ye must be me brudder-in-law. Me main wench's pirate name is "Bloody Ann Vane", II ARRRRRRRRR C.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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 aaarrgghh in el dorado
GSF are people too!  
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A.I.E.D.
Yar splittin me gut.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Yaarrrgghh and shiver me timbers I never seeded a peg leg pirate that far back in da hills and brush. He must be ridin one o da Guveners mules to get dat fer away from da water.
Bloody William Kidd
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Yaarrgghh har harrr...wha' a plundrin', scurvy ridden pirate won't do in search o' da booty. Nuttin' bu' a shallow water scounnndrel.
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Be needin' ta be reactivated once each yarrrrr.
Black Jack Kidd
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Listen here ye pond dogs and plunderin pirates -- ye best be watchin out for those rogue gaaarrrrss. They'll eat up all your prized bounty. Yarrrrgh !! Bloody William Kidd  
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Avast ye, ya scurvy scalliwags! The Kidd brothers once again be sailin' the Spanish Main, headin' to lay waste to Guvnor Davidson's manor.
Bloody Sam Kidd
Last edited by Theo Gallus; 09/19/07 01:29 PM. Reason: I forgot to sign my pirate name.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
A: ARRRRRRRR-gyle!
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Q: What is a pirate's favorite type of fish?
A: A Carrrrrrp!
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A: Garrrrrrrrrr!
Last edited by Shorty; 09/19/07 04:31 PM.
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....favorite fast-food restaurant?
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aye, and his most favorite vessel for navigatin the pond is a?
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Barrrrrrrrrrrge!
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Me says "Arrggh"
Mad Sam Cash
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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What is the name of the Pirate Tax Agency?
The Aye Arrrr S.
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YARRRRRR!!! Me n' the El Dorado Kidd be fixin' to take a trip true de most treacherous of seas. That bein' da brain of a beauty queen. The road we find be lookin' like dis. What think ye??? 
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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