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Green sunfish are absolutely, undeniably, without question, the best, coolest, awesomest fish in the entire known galaxy. And I mean that with all due insincerity. AND they taste just like BG!
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You're exactly right. Green sunfish taste just like bluegill would if you added some sand and parasites.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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....and a lot of muck smell and musty taste !!!
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This has nothing to do with bluegills, green sunfish, horses, and whatever this thread was originally about which I honestly can't remember but here goes:
Bruce, Theo, and Eric were shipwrecked and hanging on for dear life on some wreckage. Theo notices a bottle with something in it floating towards them and reaches out and grabs it. When he opens it a genie pops out and thanks him for freeing him, and says he can grant them three wishes.
Theo says he wants to be back in Ohio and poof he is gone! Eric says he wants to be back home in Mississippi. Poof he's gone too! Finally it's Bruce's turn and he looks around and hesitates. Finally he says, "It's lonely out here so I want those two guys back"...
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If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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That would be an unallowable breach of the first 2 wishes. The genie would simply clone Bruce and send him to both Ohio and MS.
The problem would occur when Theo and I sent both Bruce's home - utter chaos.
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2 Bruces walk into a bar...
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And the bartender is???
a snowman
poor snowman.
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Absolutely classic.
I bow to the master, Brettski, with thanks for the laugh.
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Is JHAP in his 2010 ghilly suit or sock puppet? 
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I think he is just melting away. Poor snowman.
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Many years ago we received a party invitation. The outside of the card said: "Peculiar Friends are Better than No Friends at All." Threads like this always remind me of that card. 
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Jeez I'm away at a client's site for a day (and again today) and the site goes crazy. Moderators dissing GSF? Yolk defending his zealot-like hatred of GSF. And a cartoon representation of myself performing a lewd act?
This is outrageous. I demand a retraction. I demand public apologies.
I have never performed an outrageous act such as the one portrayed in the cartoon. I would have never participated in such behavior. I can't believe that the moderators would let such an attack on my integrity go unmoderated.
Besides if I were to perform an act to represent my feelings toward haters of GSF I would have been facing away from them and bent at the waist. And I'll have you know my coat is green.
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That'll teach me to drink a glass of wine in the middle of the day. Now I got a mess to clean up.
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JHAP if you melt we will refreeze you but you might loose your hair.
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Besides if I were to perform an act to represent my feelings toward haters of GSF I would have been facing away from them and bent at the waist. And I'll have you know my coat is green. Jeff, are you SURE you want to do that??????? The coat must be lime green! 
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Greensunfish green !!!! --
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JHAP if you melt we will refreeze you but you might loose your hair. Sadly I doubt I would notice.
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See the special on FOX tonight, "When Good Moderators Go Bad," following the BCS Championship Game. 
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Pond Boss forums....Clean, Fair and Balanced ...and to bring this thread back to where it started, it is what it is because of the great people who hang out here, and the zero tolerance policy towards topics or content that could offend.
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...and to bring this thread back to where it started, it is what it is because of the great people who hang out here, and the zero tolerance policy towards topics or content that could offend. Yes.
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Pond Boss forums....Clean, Fair and Balanced.  Well, fair and balanced anyway, er . . . um, fair, uh, wait a minute . . . oh forget it!
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I'm just about to moderate myself! Has that ever happened? "I'm warning me....I'm warning me! Slowly back away from the thread!".
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