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I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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"Pope announces new diet created by monkeys from outer space."
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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shoes for industry; shoes for the dead
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...why eating asparagus makes your pee smell for most folks, but not for a few other people here and there.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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...why eating asparagus makes your pee smell for most folks, but not for a few other people here and there. Probably the same reason you can't grow Vidalia onions anywhere but around Vidalia [and it ain't the US patent office, either.]
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...why eating asparagus makes your pee smell for most folks, but not for a few other people here and there. Why are they smelling your pee in the first place...no wait,I dont think I want to know the answer to that.
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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The asparagus produces a pretty expansive range of odor when standing at a facility.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Why the IQ and life expectancy of the average american have passed each other going in the opposite direction.
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Would it be possible to travel to the sun if you traveled at night?
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Where does the white stuff go when snow melts?
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Why you aren't supposed to eat yellow snow?
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"Why you aren't supposed to eat yellow snow?"
Its the asparagus
1/4 & 3/4 acre ponds. A thousand miles from no where and there is no place I want to be... Dwight Yoakam
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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How do men and women even get along, they are so different?
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Which fork in the road of life is the right one ?
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There was once a friend of mine who said his wife was like an Angel. She was either up in the air about something or harping. Of course I didn't agree with him but it is something for an inquiring mind to ponder.
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Some of my favorites: * Is there another word for synonym? * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? * What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane? * Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? * Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? * Do fish get cramps after eating? * If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? * How is it possible to have a civil war? * How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? * If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? * Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? * If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? * If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? * If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? * When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose? * How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? * If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? * What's another word for thesaurus? * Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? * What was the best thing before sliced bread? * What happens if you get scared half to death twice? * How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? * Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? * OK, so what's the speed of dark? * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? * When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? * Shouldn't a man who invests all your money be called something other than a broker? * If 21 is pronounced twenty-one why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one? * If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" * Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? * After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water? * What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? * Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? * Why do we say something is out of whack? What's in whack? * Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? * At ball games, why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? * Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? * Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? * When blondes have more fun, do they know it? * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead."? * If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? * How much deeper would the ocean be if all the sponges didn't live there? * Which do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Jeff, I'm speechless - at a loss for words (except those I just used)...
Just do it...
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And you thought my Hedley Lamar quote was just to fill space beneath my signature line.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Clearly, the end of the 3rd quarter means nothing to JHAP. I could have come up with better stuff than I posted, however, I was burning the midnight oil for my project, recovering from my trip, and catching up at work.
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Actually, I've been burning the midnight oil working on the final due date for tax returns. In fact the only reason I'm not working right now is that I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room. Mom is in surgery (knee replacement surgery) and I'm sitting in the waiting room bored.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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And you thought my Hedley Lamar quote was just to fill space beneath my signature line. Yeah, but if you were really all that smart, you'd have made 44 separate posts instead of one big one. Just think, you could have been 44 posts closer to Sunil......
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