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The story and details are coming soon. Till then, feel free to comment and guess what the story is!
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You have had yourself surgically altered to look exactly like Bruce Condello and stole his hat.
Last edited by Theo Gallus; 04/26/09 06:02 PM. Reason: Good choice on the hat!
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Condello has a knack for sniffing out the best ponds in USA and helping them take survey samples. I look for him near Pearland, Tx. south of Htown soon. Then probably a stop in Ar. going back up.
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It's only a micro-pond if you measure the surface area. If you measure the amount of productive water, it's about 5 acres. Much more later.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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We interupt your regularily scheduled programming to bring you this news alert:
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that the state of Nebraska is under a palm tree advisory alert. In numerous locations around the state palm trees have been sprouting from the ground and growing to enormous proportions in a matter of mere hours.
Although no officical report has been issued, and in fact a gag order is in effect for this outbreak, it appears that ground zero may be a little known research facility in Nebraska. This top secret facility also known as the "Condello Institute for the Creation of Ludicrously Proportioned Blue Gill."
Officials are warning Nebraskan's to stay away from any seedlings that resemble palm trees until further notice.
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JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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You guys are making Fish-Pillows for sale?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Oh, and lose the goatee', Condello.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Nobody wears a sweatshirt in Arizona.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Nobody wears a sweatshirt in Arizona. I was freezing yesterday morning!
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We interupt your regularily scheduled programming to bring you this news alert:
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that the state of Nebraska is under a palm tree advisory alert. In numerous locations around the state palm trees have been sprouting from the ground and growing to enormous proportions in a matter of mere hours.
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my first thought EXACTLY.
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That sweatshirt was ruined right after the game. Perfect pond shirt now.
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First picture...Aaron and Bruce
Second picture...Bruce with Koi George.
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GSF are people too!
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I'm more of a Ringo Starrfish fan myself.
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Nice koi! How'd it taste? Mmmm... HAHA
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