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The handle "Peace Man" as a law enforcement tool: CJBS2003 pulls over a road-weaver. As the road-weaver's window goes down CJBS2003 says, "Peace, Man". The road-weaver replies, "want a toke?" BUSTED!!, "want a beer?" BUSTED!! Pretty much the worst possible scenario for the road-weaver. 
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No matter how you spell it, Coppernose is Brilliant...Brilliant
If you remember the Police Academy flicks then you can't forget "Tacklebary". Kind of has a fishy ring to it.
Sunil needs to exit the sweatlodge and lay down the peyote!!
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Hey man! It's Dwight that needs to exit the sweatlodge!!
There's too much thought in trying to link the name to the man.
Just go with what feels right.
Here it is.....
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Coos Coos
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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There's too much thought in trying to link the name to the man. Oh, all this time I have run with the handle "Dwight" not knowing.... 
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Wow! I leave you guys alone for a day... And well... Geeze! I think we have enough nominations. Now for the VOTE!
1. T2
2. CJ
3. Pondcop
4. Peace Man
5. Pond Fuzz
6. Dunkin
7. CopRnose
8. Jail Bait
It's a shame we don't have the ability to create a poll, so we'll just do it by number... Pick the one you like best and post the number. Now remember, this new name is to replace CJBS2003, so one would think the new name should be easier to type. Some of the nominated names don't seem so easy... Anyways, the poll starts now and will end Saturday evening. Let your voice be heard!
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I checked the user list and there already is a CJ. You would have to buy it from him. I vote #5
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What, mine didn't even make the top 8. OH SNAP!!!!!
I vote for # 5......
Just do it...
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Well, I am not going to be redoing the name. I will keep CJBS2003 as my official name. But will be referred to as ---- from after the vote on. As will be indicated in the AKA in my signature.
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I need more choices (8?), or I'm not playing.
I have buried the hatchet.
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CJ,
Even though you might be a donut slurping pondpig (who I hope has a sense of humor), I have to vote #7.
By the way, I looked up Stafford, VA and see you are on I-95 between DC and Richmond. Sheesh man, you must like action! Be careful out there. I delivered a boat to Richmond, VA a couple of months ago. I pulled in at 3am and decided to sleep in the parking lot at Domninion Power, which is fairly close to the RJ Reynolds plant. I'm too cheap to get a hotel for 3 hours of sleep. Unbeknownst to me, I wasn't in the best of neighborhoods. If Clark Griswald was with me, you can bet he would have said "O.K., Roll'em up". Be safe and center mass!
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HAHA, thanks for the kind words. I chose to work for a police department in the quiet suburbs of DC... Still plenty of action, but I don't feel like I am gonna be shot at any moment.
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I thought robocroppie should have made the list too,RBC,but what do I know.At least pondcop made it in.And in all fairness,I'll have to vote#7.
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two! 
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As the infamous saying goes Sunil..... . . . . . . . .Drink heavily my son,and all will be well
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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Never a cop when you need one.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Well, I am not going to be redoing the name. I will keep CJBS2003 as my official name. But will be referred to as ---- from after the vote on. As will be indicated in the AKA in my signature. WHAT???? Can't the moderators in their infinite power change your screen name or move your post count? You could then in your signature line write something like "The pond meister formerly known as CJBS2003. I vote for number 7 but be sure to insert the proper spaces as in Cop R Nose or Cop Rnose.
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I'd like to place a vote for number seven.
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I am unable to cast a vote for any of the selections because they all fail to capture the essence of the man.
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Pork Tenderloin?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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CJ, you will forever more be CR to me.
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"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Although Chuck might see that as a threat to his uniqueness. Better be carefull with this one. We don't want anyone getting roundhouse kicked.
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Enter Chuck Norris jokes in 3....2....1....
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Okay, but just one, and I'll make it pond related.
If Chuck Norris goes in your pond (it would be on purpose, he would never fall!), he doesn't "get wet". The pond gets Chuck Norris.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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BG sex?
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