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The funeral #136545 10/20/08 05:03 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 20,043 Likes: 1 Northeastern Indiana Cecil Baird1 OP Hall of Fame Lunker
OP Cecil Baird1 Hall of Fame Lunker Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 20,043 Likes: 1 Northeastern Indiana	The Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist.' That's when the proctologist fainted. Last edited by Cecil Baird1; 10/20/08 05:03 PM. If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.

Re: The funeral Cecil Baird1 #136551 10/20/08 06:02 PM
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GW Lunker G Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,287 Central florida	I don't get it.

Re: The funeral GW #136595 10/20/08 09:52 PM
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davatsa Lunker D Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX	I guess I should stop training to be a urologist. "Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."

Re: The funeral davatsa #136663 10/21/08 07:51 PM
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GaryTexas Lunker G Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 79 Colleyville, TX	And Bruce is a dentist....

Re: The funeral GaryTexas #136669 10/21/08 08:08 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 20,043 Likes: 1 Northeastern Indiana Cecil Baird1 OP Hall of Fame Lunker
OP Cecil Baird1 Hall of Fame Lunker Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 20,043 Likes: 1 Northeastern Indiana	Originally Posted By: GaryTexas And Bruce is a dentist.... Being a dentist is only a hobby for Bruce. He only does it because he needs income to fish and play with fish. If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.