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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Wait, do you mean an African Swallow or a European Swallow?? Objection your Honor. That question has been asked and ignored. He's badgering the witness. Badger, badger, badger, badger Go ahead watch it. You know you want to.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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thats what they make huggies for Ok, come on Dave, how is a diaper supposed to keep your beer cold? On second thought nevermind. I don't think I want to know.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Badgers, We don't need no stinking Badgers.....
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JoeG looks around the board and thinks, "It must be feeding time at the zoo..."
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Someone told me Its all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it, I do believe its true.
Its a light and tumble journey From the east side to the park; Just a fine and fancy ramble To the zoo.
But you can take the crosstown bus If its raining or its cold, And the animals will love it If you do.
Somethin tells me Its all happening at the zoo.
The monkeys stand for honesty, Giraffes are insincere, And the elephants are kindly but Theyre dumb. Orangutans are skeptical Of changes in their cages, And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
Zebras are reactionaries, Antelopes are missionaries, Pigeons plot in secrecy, And hamsters turn on frequently. What a gas! you gotta come and see At the zoo. At the zooo ooo, at the zoo oooo.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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I'm going to go out and watch the fatheads devour the maggots as they drip into the pond, maybe have a cold one while I am at it, and then get back to sanding my drywall, this is too much fun. JHAP, you need help buddy...serious help. heh heh.
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JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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the dentist's dream child: 
GSF are people too! 
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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An African or European swallow? Well...I don't know that!
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everyone be seated this plane is landing HILLBILLY FIRE ALARM 
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In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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ROTFLMAO Im gonna get one and hang it my wall tonite.Thats too funny. 
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An African or European swallow? Well...I don't know that! I think they were really talking about a beer swallow................never mind,Ill go to my room now 
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric
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A beer swallow is called a "swig" where I come from. Coconut has no business in a swig, that's a Pina Colada.
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That reminds me Heybud. I meant to tell you that I stopped by your place a couple of weeks ago but somehow I just couldn't muster the courage to ring the doorbell.. . . . . . . .
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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In Texas we take bigger "swigs" and therefore they become "swallows".For instance there are several swigs in a beer,but there are only 2 swallows 
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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Again that begs the question, African or European??
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In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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That would keep me away from heybud's house also. I wouldn't even want to knock on the door.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Wouldn't slow down a door-to-door proctologist would it?
Especially a veterinary proctologist.
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I hate to fathom the depth of the topic, but perhaps a veterinary proctologist lives there.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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