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Wood #133455 09/25/08 12:17 PM
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Boxers or briefs?


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

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 Originally Posted By: JoeG
Wait, do you mean an African Swallow or a European Swallow??


Objection your Honor. That question has been asked and ignored. He's badgering the witness.

Badger, badger, badger, badger

Go ahead watch it. You know you want to.


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 Originally Posted By: dave in el dorado ca
thats what they make huggies for


Ok, come on Dave, how is a diaper supposed to keep your beer cold?

On second thought nevermind. I don't think I want to know.


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 Originally Posted By: Sunil
Boxers or briefs?


Commando Baybeeeee.


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Badgers, We don't need no stinking Badgers.....

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JoeG looks around the board and thinks, "It must be feeding time at the zoo..."

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Someone told me
Its all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe its true.

Its a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If its raining or its cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin tells me
Its all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
Theyre dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.


At the zooo ooo, at the zoo oooo.



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I'm going to go out and watch the fatheads devour the maggots as they drip into the pond, maybe have a cold one while I am at it, and then get back to sanding my drywall, this is too much fun. JHAP, you need help buddy...serious help. heh heh.

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the dentist's dream child:



GSF are people too!

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Nightmare, more like it.


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 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
An African or European swallow?


Well...I don't know that!



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everyone be seated this plane is landing


HILLBILLY FIRE ALARM



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In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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ROTFLMAO

Im gonna get one and hang it my wall tonite.Thats too funny. \:D \:D \:D


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 Originally Posted By: Brett295
 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
An African or European swallow?


Well...I don't know that!

I think they were really talking about a beer swallow................never mind,Ill go to my room now


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Barn or upperclas???


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A beer swallow is called a "swig" where I come from. Coconut has no business in a swig, that's a Pina Colada.

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That reminds me Heybud. I meant to tell you that I stopped by your place a couple of weeks ago but somehow I just couldn't muster the courage to ring the doorbell.
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In Texas we take bigger "swigs" and therefore they become "swallows".For instance there are several swigs in a beer,but there are only 2 swallows


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Again that begs the question, African or European??

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I love it!


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That would keep me away from heybud's house also. I wouldn't even want to knock on the door.


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

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Wouldn't slow down a door-to-door proctologist would it?

Especially a veterinary proctologist.



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I hate to fathom the depth of the topic, but perhaps a veterinary proctologist lives there.


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

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