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Who IS the cop shown in SWAT team garb just before Captain Sunil appears?
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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As much as I hate to admit this an see all hopes of a sure Oscar nomination pass me by, alas, that was not me.
Just do it...
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Oh, yeah....right. Ummmmm, I think it was jeffhasapond....
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Oh, yeah....right. Ummmmm, I think it was jeffhasapond.... Nope, it wasn't me either. I was supposed to get a role as a funny man side kick but after executing a perfectly designed practal joke that resulted in the director drinking his own pee pee my role got reduced to a ninja whose head was decapitated - man than hurt - I thought we were supposed to get stunt doubles. I have decided that rather than be an actor I will focus my attention on writing. I'm in the process of writing this movie script that is loosly based on a mafia family. Here's a brief overview of my new movie: There is this mafia family that controls the docks, the fish merchants, sales of pond supplies, design of aeration systems and all other black market activities. The Don of the family asks a hollywood director for a favor, to cast JHAP in an up coming movie that said JHAP would be perfect for. But the director won't comply with the family's wishes and the Don "makes him an offer he can't refuse" but the dumb guy actually refuses. In order to make example of him the Don orders some punishment. Cut to a scene where the guy is laying in this bed in silk sheets, he slowly wakes up and notices something funny in his bed. He pulls back the sheets and BAM, there is a huge bass head actually in his bed. Bass blood is everwhere. The director guy starts screaming and screaming. The whole audience will freak out. My new movie is gonna be called............... THE COD FATHER
I've also got plans for two sequels. I will be available for autographs at the upcoming Pond Boss convention. You better get one before I make it big time and forget who all you people are.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Having viewed "Unnecessary Violence" yet again, I believe the SWAT officer in question was a rare recent appearance by actor Peter Weller.
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"I know RM Edgar, and you sir are no RM Edgar"
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Here is the elusive MR. RM Edgar (front and center and close friend Vinny (left) . Second is his pic (mug shot) upon capture.
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Wasn't there a movie or TV series named "Where in the World is RM Edgar?"
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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I am brandspankin new to this web site and you guys just ain't right. This is gonna be a hoot.
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If you have five dollars, and a redear sunfish has five dollars, the redear sunfish has more money than you.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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1. When a redear is dropped in the water, it doesn't get wet. The water gets "redeared."
2. Redears don't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
3. Redears CAN divide by zero.
4. While urinating, redears are easily capable of welding titanium.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Redears don't have actual ears.
sorry
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A redear sunfish once kicked a horse in the chin.
It's descendants are now known as giraffes.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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All Chuck Norris and Brett Favre jokes are actually about Redear Sunfish.
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This is true, Theo, but it is still true that a Redear once destroyed the periodic table because all Redears only recognize the element of surprise. Redears can also kill two stones with one bird.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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AND Redears CAN have their cake and eat it, too.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Redears a giant meteor.
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Redears have such a hot temper they alone ended the ice age.
Now they are responsible for global warming.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Here's what the Ohio DNR says about Shellcrackers. "Shell crackers are shot out of a 12-gauge shotgun and travel about 200 feet before exploding. It is advised that an inexpensive single-shot shotgun that breaks and loads at the breech be used. This is to allow for inspection of the barrel after each shot (shell crackers can lodge in the barrel) and ease of cleaning after use as shell crackers leave corrosive residue in the barrel. It is also important that an open choke (improved cylinder or less) be used as opposed to a tight choke (full or modified). This will ensure there is no restriction when the shell cracker exits the barrel." http://www.dnr.state.oh.us/Portals/9/pdf/goose%20conflicts/gooseconflict-9.pdf
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." Stephen W. Hawking
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Redears are capable of space travel. They just stay here because they don't like "space food".
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I once saw a redear sunfish chew through a tree faster than the beaver next to him, he took bigger bites and left no woodchips on the ground. You don't want to know what he did with the wood chips... but I think the beaver lost some kind of bet...
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I once saw a redear sunfish chew through a tree faster than the beaver next to him, he took bigger bites and left no woodchips on the ground. You don't want to know what he did with the wood chips... but I think the beaver lost some kind of bet... Even if a Redear loses a bet it never pays up. No one has ever collected on a Redear bet, not the Mafia, not the Yakuza, not the Triad, no one. And you NEVER want to owe a Redear money. They ALWAYS get paid. The Mafia is so afraid of Redears that they use the term "Swimming with the Fishes" to mean dead, murdered. A coincidence? I think not.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Redears have, well, red ears because they wear earrings without bothering to get 'em pierced.
Which reminds me of a U of H wide receiver in the run 'n shoot days. He said 'coach treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings'.
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The Redear Sunfish does not yeild to pedestrians.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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