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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered
corn.
Problem is I'm terrifed to go in the aisle where the toilet paper is sold!
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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I wouldn't worry too much about the TP aisle, that stuff is quite versatile in its uses. I would caution walking down the disposable diaper aisle and another one which I wont mention. These are designed for one specific task, and I can imagine the sound effects 
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The big question I have is how long can one linger in the egg case without drawing suspicion? Mmmmm.... bacon. 
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I shouldn't have said that.
Last edited by GW; 11/19/07 12:34 AM. Reason: Shouldn't have
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Which aisle for the anti-flatulants? Just listen.
"One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish. Black fish. Blue fish. Old fish. New fish. This one has a little star. This one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are." Dr. Seuss
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Due to the public nature of this forum I must respectfully refrain from posting my thoughts on this subject.
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