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#67221 03/29/06 06:07 PM
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Eric West, a true Southern Gentleman

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Ya'll missed the best one. Yankees are like Hemmoroids (sp). If the come down and go back up they are ok. If they come down and stay , they are a PAIN in the ass.

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Thanks Bill I am honored to know I am in the same group along with you and many others here.

Casca there must not be any Yankees on the forum as I have not met any northerners here that fit that description. I have met a few people like that but not here.
















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And by the way, my old man was from Appleton , Wis. So I guess I am half a pain myself.

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Casca, " not withstanding anything contained herein to the contrary" I hereby solemnly swear, Ah never said or even thought that about any of our Northern brethren. Now, Southern brethren, I reserve judgment. \:D


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"What's the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?

A Yankee comes down to Florida, spends all his money, and leaves.

A Damn Yankee comes down to Florida, spends all his money, and stays."

-told to me by a Tampa native.


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My personal favorite from my Grandfather, referring to a less than honest person. " I wouldn't trust him in an outhouse with a muzzle on."
He actually didn't use the term "outhouse' but I cleaned it up for posting here.

#67228 03/29/06 09:47 PM
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He lies so much that his hogs won't even come when he calls them".

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How can we forget the classic "he slicker than deer guts on a doorknob" or "that woman is a taco short of a combo platter"...

And in the South, gun control means using both hands!


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When we spent money on things my dad considered unwise. He would say " you might as well throw your money up a wild hog's ass and holler suey. I miss him


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In my area, there is a new race here. They are "half-backs". These are Yankees that moved to Florida, did not like the heat and moved half way back to North Carolina.

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 Quote:
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When we spent money on things my dad considered unwise. He would say " you might as well throw your money up a wild hog's ass and holler suey. I miss him
My fovorite so far!!!! \:\)

I'm still laughing, and the way it's going, it may last all day!

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- No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

- Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We don't do "queues, we do "lines"; and when we're in line," we talk to everybody!

- Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

- To those of you who're still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!

- And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, ya'll need a sign to hang on ya' front porch that reads "I ain't from the South but I got here as fast as I could."

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My friends in Abilene laughed ever so hard, when I admitted (actually spit coffee outta my nose) that I'd not heard the phrase "...like a diamond inna billygoat's a**..."

...and that was in a staff meeting with a VP... \:D


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...like puttin' perfume on a pig and sendin' it to Sunday School

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My mother from Miss. was fond of saying "it's colder than a witches tit!"
One time she was trying to get a turkey unstuck from the bottom of a pan (hadn't used a rack) when it came unstuck it flew out of the pan and onto the floor! She exclaimed "nobody saw that turkey fall on the floor!"
We say that regularly now when we do something we wish no one saw.
The latest is "dealio":
it has many applications
What is the dealio?
Delio!!! when excited
Kids argueing a point: "delio" a revised version of "because I said so" or "end of conversation" remember those? Hated it! Glad to have found an updated version. Can't say the things the 'rents said that were so irritating.

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Good ones, Sara. I'll bet that floor the turkey fell on was clean enough to eat off of, too.

We used to say colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. Or, colder than a well digger's butt in Idaho.


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Sorry to make this X-rated, but I couldn't resist.

When you live in the south, you've definitely been doing this on a summer afternoon: "Sweatn' Like a Whore in Church."


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I don't know how clean the floor was but I know there was a house full of us waiting for that 20 pounder. Whatchagonado?
Were you saying I wasn't a lady? I look like one, don't tell. Just kidding, only my best friends figured out what you got right off...
How about "worried sick" I have a new topic no one has responded to that I am worried sick about: 'bout adding too much aluminum sulfate. On top of that I let my peacocks out for the night and they ended up in different trees and are screaming a lot. Last night it was the dogs, tonight it is the dogs with him responding. One of my neighbors is prob. going to call me...something.
I thought of another saying: 'bout like to turn me on! I don't know why that cracks me up. My kids could crawl in a hole when I say that, who could blame them!
Anyway how about mosying over to my other post and advising and consoling me. If you succeed, then I'll only have the peafowl keeping me up all night!
aaahhh

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Jimmy wheels, we have all sweated like that(good 0ne), and have been as fidgetty(sp) or nervous as one, too. \:D

BTW...interested in your solar aeration system. Have you got it in the water yet? If not, can you please post the motor label info(current, cfm, @psi etc), and if you have, are there any specs on the system? Can you tell us what depth you have it in and how long you have it running.

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Heard a good one over the weekend.

Southern girl is taking her first airplane trip. She is real excided about this big adventure and dresses in her Sunday best. After she sits down on the plane a lady sits next to her dressed in the finest cloths she has ever seen. When the lady spoke to the flight attendant she realized she was not from the south. Being a friedly southern girl she decided to break the ice with "where you from?". The Lady turned to her with her nose in the air and said "young lady where I am from we do not end our sentences with a preposition". The southern girl thought for a moment then turned and said "where you from b--ch"

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yall saying too many cus words on here... \:\( Thats not very christian...

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Big Pond I did think twice before I posted that, but it was hard to clean up

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Hey Big Pond; where have you been? I thought a bigun had pulled you in.

Duggan, I don't understand. Why would anyone edit the word "bunch".


It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.

Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Good one Dave should have thought of it my self

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