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Heres one i hear prtty often. LEE PICK THE .22 CASINGS OF THE BATHROOM FLOOR NOW !!!
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Heres one i hear prtty often. LEE PICK THE .22 CASINGS OF THE BATHROOM FLOOR NOW !!! O.K, what's the view out the window like??
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shooting range, woods, and the ocasional varmit. I dont kill them just stir up some mud with lead to get em to go to the neighbors property little quicker. except for the bears learned my lesson the hard way.
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"No more skinning skunks in the basement."
My dad was a patient man. He put up with everything imaginable in all of my outdoor endeavors, but he drew the line when it came to skunks. Actually, I did skin them outside; I was just drying/stretching them in the basement. The homemade fish oil project was interesting too. I had the neighbors wondering about that one since there wasn't a pond within a mile of our house.
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My dad drew the line with the exploding targets 50 ft from the house almost broke a window from the concusion. oops
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Alfred E. Neuman for President, Its Howdy Doodie Time!
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Hey Man. Why you gotta rag on the Pirates? We know what our problems are, and you ain't even from the Burgh!
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Who put the shot gun shells in the burn barrel?
My college roommate's brother put a bullet in a vice and cranked down on it. Not too bright. Not as bad but the brief time I was in the Boy Scouts and we had access to army rations in a can, someone would put a can of cheese in the campfire unbeknownst to the rest of us. Once it got hot enough it exploded! You haven't lived until you get hot cheese all over you! And it's really funny when it's the other guy! Hey what can I say. We were hardcore Army brats. I didn't get past Tenderfoot. Preferred to do my own thing in the woods and on the lakes.
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If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Hey Man. Why you gotta rag on the Pirates? We know what our problems are, and you ain't even from the Burgh! I've been a diehard Pirates/Steelers/Penguins fan since I was 6 yo - 1976! The Pirates are sporting the longest losing streak for any professional sports team at 20 seasons. Actually held first place for a while last year, even after the all star break, but melted yet again at season's end. Embarrassing.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau
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I had to carry my guns as hand luggage in cabin, on board civilian planes, illegal to ship in the luggage compartment.
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Anyone else call the T.V. a "boob tube"? I may not be that old, but my Dad is old fashioned as they come. He always said, "go turn off the boob tube." I dont know where that phrase came from, but you dont here it anymore. Good Christian man to by the way, so he didnt get the phrase from those kinda shows. LOL
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Dogs belong under the house, not in it.
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when dad gets home.
You know, a 30-30 bullet fit's in a .410 shotgun. It oughta be OK.
It shouldn't take long to get the powder out of a big package of black cats. Hold all the fuses aside.
Dave, the cops just pulled up in front of the house.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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who took the sears catalog out of the out house
[.]its not that bad , Think your mom will notice? [*]"person to dog" get off the couch! [*]good food [*]gas 5 cents a gallon.
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