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The GSA has just taken delivery of the first of it's Battle Cruisers. Once we have our entire fleet in place no heretic shall be safe from our wrath. Although the guns on this Cruiser may not kill you they will in fact cause a serious skin blemish. You have been warned.   Only a few more days until the end of tax season Baybeeeeeeeee!!!!
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"...they will in fact cause a serious skin blemish."
Sometimes, that's enough.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Be careful JHAP, enemy forces may be lurking.  
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Jeez, AP I'm gonna have to get me one of those.
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Jeez, AP I'm gonna have to get me one of those. prototype near completion and being tested 
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Man it looked much nicer in the brochure.
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nothin worse than spongy leather seats
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Especially if you're wearing a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece.
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DOH! It had been such a nice long time since that phrase had last been uttered...
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at least it wasn't a spongy leather Brazilian cut cod piece
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at least it wasn't a spongy leather Brazilian cut cod piece If you are in Brazil, do as they do... Just watch out for this friendly native.  Your cod piece should be equipped with internal security... easily attainable by CapPlugs in bulk... or, for less invasive methods, a check valve may be a popular option for your cod piece. Just trying to keep you safe 
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Just trying to keep you safe Safety is the last thing on your mind when you're wearing a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece. There, I said it again just for Todd.
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That took it to a whole new level.
"Living Dangerously in the Moment."
"My life in a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Codpiece."
"By Jeffhasapond"
Due out from Bantam Books in Summer 2012. Oh, crimony sakes, it'll probably make the NY Times Bestseller list.
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Oh, crimony sakes, it'll probably make the NY Times Bestseller list. Especially if it featured an extraction of one of these: That is why, all Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Pieces need to have built in safety. BTW: They really exaggerate on the size of the Cod Piece and it's real Tenant. So, maybe JHAP wont have to worry after all
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Jeez, AP I'm gonna have to get me one of those. prototype near completion and being tested It would probably have been more effective if both ends were "pinched" off, and it had a slight curl to it 
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That took it to a whole new level.
"Living Dangerously in the Moment."
"My life in a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Codpiece."
"By Jeffhasapond"
Due out from Bantam Books in Summer 2012. Oh, crimony sakes, it'll probably make the NY Times Bestseller list. I'm also currently in negotiation for a 17 minute mini-series based upon the book. It will air on Animal Planet sometime in 2016.
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A 17 week broadcast schedule, huh?
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JHAP, if you've got enough time to be playing around on here, you've got enough time to get to the Conference!  Get those returns filed and hop on a plane.
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[quote=jeffhasapond] Did they really paint a sign on Mr. Hanky?
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JHAP, if you've got enough time to be playing around on here, you've got enough time to get to the Conference! Get those returns filed and hop on a plane. Would if I could, But I can't so I won't. Believe me I'd much rather be enjoying the camaraderie at the Pond Boss convention than stuck here working on taxes. Then again it pays the bills and in this economy I'm very great-full to have the work. I still have a bunch of tax returns waiting for that final piece of information. Besides if I couldn't play some here I'd go sane.
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Are you certified, or haven't had time to get tested yet? The guy that I bought the house from was certified sane.......
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I'm certified as a public accountant.
Beyond that I let the chips fall where they may.
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Besides if I couldn't play some here I'd go sane. Now, that is a scary thought! Being completely serious, this year's conference just just won't be the same without you and Ricki.
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JHAP, I figured you had the paper for the CPA thing, it was the other paperwork that I was wondering about!
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Being completely serious, this year's conference just just won't be the same without you and Ricki. Thanks Ken, I'm going to really miss seeing all of you at the conference. To me it's like there is a great family reunion going on and I can't make it. Oh well, I'll be there in spirit. Perhaps one evening you guys can face west and raise a glass for me.
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