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Free Raccoon Eggs #184361 09/21/09 08:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX D davatsa OP Lunker
OP davatsa Lunker D Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX	I'm ashamed to say this guy lives in Texas. From Craigslist: Free Raccoon Eggs The response: Not Raccoon Eggs "Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."

Re: Free Raccoon Eggs davatsa #184363 09/21/09 08:39 PM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 14,383 Likes: 420 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker
Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 14,383 Likes: 420 Central Ohio	Davidson told me how this works. It turns out you have to buy so many raccoon eggs to get any free ones. $;\)$ "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Free Raccoon Eggs Theo Gallus #184432 09/22/09 06:03 AM
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 16,429 Likes: 381 Hurst & Bowie, Texas D Dave Davidson1 Moderator Lunker
Dave Davidson1 Moderator Lunker D Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 16,429 Likes: 381 Hurst & Bowie, Texas	The post has been removed. What a shame. Just as I was hoping for coon eggs for breakfast. It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color. Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done. Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP Grandpa

Re: Free Raccoon Eggs Dave Davidson1 #184477 09/22/09 10:42 AM
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rmedgar Ambassador Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker R Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,435 S. Mississippi	Dave the shells are real good for your worm farm, too. Just do it...

Re: Free Raccoon Eggs rmedgar #184483 09/22/09 10:57 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX D davatsa OP Lunker
OP davatsa Lunker D Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX	The original "ad" basically said: I have raccoon eggs in my garage...at least I think they are...free to anyone who wants to come get 'em....momma gone during the day. The Response: "Raccoons...raccoons do not lay eggs sir. If you have eggs in your garage big enough for a raccoon to have given birth to (given that they laid eggs in the first place, which they don't) I think you might want to relocate them off your property. Who knows what they are." The response was the best part. The original poster might be the same guy who found Bruce's cat. "Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."