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Yeah boy. Take that JHAP!
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Yeah boy. Take that JHAP!
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Geeze! Give him some slack.
He even admitted to be willing to take a bullet for me after Sunil made the arrangements!
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Now that we kinda know what Snap means, what does Crackle and Pop mean?
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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Take a close look at the following word.
Jhap
Now squint your eyes a little more.
Do you not see the word "snap"?
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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That's probably because you're full of: C R ...
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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I accidently spilled some lemon juice on the screen and these letters appeared at the end "less".
edit: you young guys don't know about the lemon juice "miracle".
Just do it...
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Take a close look at the following word.
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Now squint your eyes a little more.
Do you not see the word "snap"? No, but I did notice that "Bruce Condello" turns into "Cinderella". 
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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No, but I did notice that "Bruce Condello" turns into "Cinderella". Theo, have you had your colonoscopy yet?
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this must have something to do with the miracle of lemon juice
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JHAP went to a bar.
A good looking gal said she would do anything he would like for a couple hundred.
He thought about it and asked her to paint his house.
JHAP is worse than a divorce lawyer, he tells people they have lost half their assets but have to keep their wife.
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Jhap is a cool dude. He's even down with the bald is beautiful
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I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two! 
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JHAP went to a bar.
A good looking gal said she would do anything he would like for a couple hundred.
He thought about it and asked her to paint his house. In my defense that was a great deal on the paint job and it has held up quite nicely thank you very much. Of course JWHAP was none too thrilled that our house painter wore a leopard body leotard and pink shorty shorts but hey, a good deal is a good deal. JHAP is worse than a divorce lawyer, he tells people they have lost half their assets but have to keep their wife. The only retort to this that I could think of would get me in a vast amount of trouble so I shall refrain from any comment.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Jhap is a cool dude. He's even down with the bald is beautiful crowd. It is a scientifically proven fact that bald men have an abundance of testestorone while an abundance of female estrogen is attributed to hair growth. Accordingly: Bald(ing) men = manly men Full head of hair men = ghirly men Hey, this ain't my rule, it's science. Say it loud, I'm bald and I'm proud.
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Tom, Tom, Tom. Now you've gone and done it. You've now raised JWHAP's temper. You're gonna be begging me for a quick death now my friend. Run, run and hide.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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JHAP
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Oh and don't be stingy when the collection plate comes around.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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"Baldliness??" 
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Capt Baldy and the green fish
his new hippie accountant band ( a cross of southern bluegrass and techno).
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"his new hippie accountant band ( a cross of southern bluegrass and techno)."
I've heard they've got some off the hook mad beats.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
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I'll be very generous.I've got lots of monopoly money.
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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