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 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
You're just making it worse Brettski.

can we change the subject back to Theo's plesaurus....please? Or something else interesting like Wood's bear with anterior diaper....anything.

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As long as you are not using the phrase "Theo's plesaurus" as a euphemism then I have no objection to a change of subject.

Great, now we're both probably in trouble when he reads this.


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 Originally Posted By: Fish Wife


I have now been officially released to lift more than a pound, so "Little Theo" and I can resume our play dates.



Can I have my Bob Cat now, "Big Theo"?



Wonder how soon Fish Wife gets her Bobcat???

\:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D \:D



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C'mon...gimme a break...how much damage can one pound of little Theo do anyway? Certainly not enough to justify bringing in a Bobcat.

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WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!

and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader.......




unless it's a dump truck!


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 Originally Posted By: Fish Wife
WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!

and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader.......




unless it's a dump truck!


Truer words never spoken. \:\)


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 Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
 Originally Posted By: Fish Wife
WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!

and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader.......




unless it's a dump truck!


Truer words never spoken. \:\)


May have never been spoken, but it is clearly documented!

A dump truck would be nice only, because I am biased and have a bobcat

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I may have to take a little road trip to Chicago and San Diego and moderate this thread in person.


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Nice work, JHAP. Look what you started.

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Ranks right up there with new tires for her car doesn't it? Geeze, ladies want romance, that is the magic word. So dang simple.


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...lol due to the recent turn of this thread...

This thread gives me nightmares.


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Don't worry Mikey, it takes years for this phenomena to take place, you are safe for a long time to come.


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 Originally Posted By: 2catmom
Don't worry Mikey, it takes years for this phenomena to take place, you are safe for a long time to come.


You sure gave him hope for the future! May as well just send him a pack of depends and say "get use to it". \:o

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Mikey, it all depends upon the girl. When I met Theo, I was the one with the pickup truck with 4 on the floor and a college aptitude test that said I should be a heavy equipment operator. It's been fun bringing my city boy over to the dark side.


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 Originally Posted By: Fish Wife
Mikey, it all depends upon the girl. When I met Theo, I was the one with the pickup truck with 4 on the floor ...

What a crock. It was a 3 on the tree.


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You go girl, Fish Wife!


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 Originally Posted By: Fish Wife
WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!

and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader......


unless it's a dump truck!


Fish Wife that is awesome. I hope someday you get to meet influence brainwash my other half.


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lol just to clarify, i have no fear based upon gift giving or you ladies... in fact my lady got a fishing license for her birthday lol...


all fear is directly related to the talk of any thing related to "Little Theo" and any discussion that may be taken in regards to WRT

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A fishing license is the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. Get a girl a license and she will learn to fish.


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 Originally Posted By: Theo Gallus
I may have to take a little road trip to Chicago and San Diego and moderate this thread in person.

 Originally Posted By: Brettski
Nice work, JHAP. Look what you started.


ME?!? All I did was point the thread out to you, which granted is akin to leaving the door open to the chicken coop and inviting the fox in for quick snack, but still I don' see how I can be blamed for this fiasco.

Deep down I knew this was going to be trouble. Now we have a scarry IQ'd, Mauser collecting, rocket scientist hunting us.


Where's my ghillie suit?


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 Originally Posted By: 2catmom
Geeze, ladies want romance, that is the magic word. So dang simple.

 Originally Posted By: 2catmom
A fishing license is the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. Get a girl a license and she will learn to fish.


See 2cat, this is exactly how us guys get into trouble. Is it romance? Is it a fishing license? Is it a Bobcat? Is it a dump truck? A blender? A vacuume? A fly rod? A dozen roses? A dozen Rooster Tail lures? If a lure is pink does it count for both romance and practicality?

This is all way, way too confusing.


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JHAP, It's not that confusing. Most women will tell a man what she wants. It just that why she's telling him, instead of listening, he's trying to figure out how to get away with buying her what he really wants.

A woman, on the other hand, when she buys her man a gift, is looking for something that will keep him busy, out of her hair, and especially - out of her stuff.

The reason women like things that are pink is because it takes a real man to operate a hot pink chain saw.





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Hey. I hardly ever use your weed wacker!


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When a woman tells you "Lets not get each other anything for Xmas.", don't ever, I mean never, believe her. You're gonna pay and pay big time for that one.

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